01
Upside down
A fan under the car held it to a curved ramp. Tesla said that suction can pull up to 2G.
Well, it worked · McGregor · 15 Oct 2026
the next flying Tesla Roadster
0 kickflips witnessed
It drove the ramp upside down, kickflipped the lineup, and a thruster run was timed at 0.81 seconds to 60. Production is set for 2028. Actually. For real.
- 0.81s to 60
- 2G of suction
- 10 thrusters
- 2028, for real
Contract
GMGN
The run
02
The kickflip
It left the ground, rolled over the parked lineup, and came down in cold gas. Musk, after it landed: “Well, it worked.”
03
0.81
Rear thrusters lit for a straight run. The claimed time to 60 mph was 0.81 seconds. He called the fun meter 11 out of 10, and said this is not a safety-optimized car.
Same night, already a meme
Clearance
Overhead clearance was not briefed.
The stop
License and registration, then the sky.
New sign
A new diamond sign for the kickflip.
Left lane
The left lane was going ten under, so the car left the lane.
The coffee
The coffee did not consent to the flight.
The denial
The insurer just opened a new denial code.
Three ways to leave the ground
Road
Performance
Two seats. The one that still uses the road.
Race
Thrust
Two seats. The one that treats 60 like a suggestion.
Air · one seat
Rocket
Invite only. Ten cold-gas thrusters, and the passenger is the sky.